thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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