they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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