Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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