hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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