an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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