yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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