No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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