I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
