umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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