Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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