what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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