sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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