Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
