trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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