Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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