Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish my penis had an off switch
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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