i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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