Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
