you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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