I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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