She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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