i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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