The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I supernannyed him into submission
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
