we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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