He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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