no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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