Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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