period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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