When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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