She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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