My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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