Whod you bang
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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