Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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