sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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