But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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