OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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