we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm at about main and main street
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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