She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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