Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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