if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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