they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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