was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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