is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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