I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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