They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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