Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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