Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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