Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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