glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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