he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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