Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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