I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..