you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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