I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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